Secret Order of the Nut

Stay where you are. I neither trust you nor wish to injure you. No, I do not wish to talk about my clan. How did you even find me? I’m hunting. I’m a hunter. I am the dark hand of …

Child! Why such alarm? Yes. I hear them too. But what’s more, I feel them. Through the Nut, of course. Through the Nut, all things are possible. Young one, fear not.  You will see yourself growing in strength as the …

It seems like a lifetime ago. My sensei, Benjobi Nutsuko, smuggled me halfway across the world hidden in his cloak. Now here we are frittering away our lives and talents on these mongrel grey squirrels. Don’t get me wrong, there is …

Lord Trembletooth: Squirrel Overlord

  What? Who dares?! I’m about to launch an offensive against that damn mutt that’s always urinating on our tree! What do you want? Words for posterity? Here, simple and quick, like a death strike: no squirrel will ever forget …

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