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No, I’m sorry. I’m not at liberty to answer that question.

That, unfortunately, I can neither confirm nor deny.

Yes, I see. That question is protected by the RASA Security Act and I am not at liberty to discuss it.

Certainly, I can answer this: my favorite flavor of ice cream is curdled milk.

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