I was recently introduced to a cool piece of software called Sculptris, currently available in alpha demo mode. In a few hours I learned the program pretty well and created the first (of hopefully many) Verminopolis 3d models.  Next step… …

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See these? These are my cutters. See that chip there? That was your mother. Hahahah. Just kidding. What do you want anyway? I got important places to be. VIVs to see. Doc B? Yeah, I know him. I know all …

I don’t have time for this lip-flapping puffery. Tests to perform, tests to perform—subjects to atomize.  Aggggghhhhh! Fine! A few seconds is all I can spare, while I let this sulfur bi-carbonate mixture cool. An introduction…yes…I am Dr. Phineas T. …